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The
1st Annual One Man Awards
Written
By: J.
Michael Neal
Ever wonder what would happen if one person decided to hand
out awards left and right to whatever they felt like? Well,
wonder no more, because here it is, the first annual One Man
Awards. Don’t agree with something? Think I was right on the
money? Have your own categories and awards to give? Drop
a line and let me know!
The Audio Awards
Best Musical Score – Medal of Honor Frontline (Xbox)
The game wouldn’t be half as good if it was played in
silence.
Runner Up – Hitman 2: Stealth Assassin (Multi)
Best Music (Licensed) – Grand Theft Auto Vice City (PS2)
I defy you to find a better use of licensed music to create
a unique and absorbing atmosphere.

The voice of Vice City’s
most wanted.
Runner Up – Jet Set Radio Future (Xbox)
Best Voice Work – Grand Theft Auto Vice City (PS2)
Between the cut scenes, the pedestrian comments, the DJs,
and the radio ads, Vice City managed to not only come out with
the best voice work this year, but a level of perfection only
touched by last year’s darling, Grand Theft Auto 3.
Runner Up – Kingdom Hearts (PS2)
Best Sound Effects – MechAssault (Xbox)
Turn your volume all the way up and it almost sounds like a
50-foot tall mech just blew up YOUR house!
Runner Up – Medal of Honor Frontline (Xbox)
Best Use of Voice Chat – SOCOM: U.S. Navy Seals (PS2)
Thanks to the accompanying Logitech headset, SOCOM took
team play and cooperation to dizzying new heights.
Runner Up – MechAssault (Xbox)
Special Achievement – WWE Smackdown: Shut Your Mouth
(PS2)
For the sound made when hitting someone with a table!
Instant classic!
Runner Up – Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast (when will we
ever get tired of those classic Star Wars sounds?)
Worst Musical Score – Way of the Samurai (PS2)
Who knew the Japanese invented bad electronica back in the
1800s?
Runner Up -
Worst Music (Licensed) – Madden 2003 (Multi)
Note to EA: Please stop pimping for the record label. Bon
Jovi and OK Go is not good background music for a quarterback
sack.

Note to Bon Jovi: Stay the hell away from football forever.
Runner Up – Aggressive Inline (Multi)
Worst Voice Work – Shenmue 2 (Xbox)
I don’t know what is worst: the fact that this game has
some of the worst voice acting ever heard in a game, or the
fact that the horrible voice acting is about the only thing
keeping this game from reaching gaming nirvana.
Runner Up – Hitman 2: Stealth Assassin (Multi)
On
to the Visual Awards-->
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